Chipmunks hate me.

so, its like, summer right? like when normal kids go and play with other normal kids? And i was thinking, theres too much fun to have in the summer. work is a big waste of time. my dads is always tellin me, "dude, if you dont break your back working, you wont build character." or something like that.... Any ways, my dad made me cut the grass today. so i was 'building character', trying to push a thousand pound mower around our little 3x3 lawn. When all of a sudden, a little squerrel, or ground hog, or greyhound or something like, jumps at the mower! i bet him and his little buddies were just chillin', and thought theyd try to kill me. well. the thing died. or, vaporized... cuz it kinda just got ripped up real fast, and i couldnt see much. but it was gnarly. like, worse than that one time when i had meatloaf, then realized there was no meat in the house. ya, it was sick. so when i let go of the mower to check it out, there wasnt even anything really there. and the mower kinda just kept going. dang. it hit the car pretty hard. anyways, i think i saw its eye move. wait, thats a claw.... yeah, it was gross, dude. so i ran inside real quick to grab my camera. when i got back out, my dog was enjoying itself. and eating the ... dead matter. i ran on over to stop the stupid dog, and then more rodent things jumped out from no where! well, the dog was some great help. it trucked it inside faster than ive ever seen that fat thing run. way to go, buddie... so these evil little hairy things were all like, barring thier little teeth, and chomping at me. so i did what any educated guy would do. i flung my arms Real hard toward the air infront of them, and screamed. it was higher pitched than i wanted it to be... the beasts didnt like that. they basically stopped, looked at each other, and then formed a full out armed attack on my sneakers.

so any dude watching from out of my yard by now sees and hears a number of things.
1 me screaming and staring at my feet.
2 me throwing my arms around like theyre hot bacon.
3 me screaming like a girl, and breathing like an injured racoon.
4 bassically, me making a fool of myself.

after the animals fled, and i calmed down to catch my breath, i looked behind me to see my little sister. with my dads camera. a red light shining. her face giggling. my face shining like a red light.
man, i Hate the outdoors.